Here’s Molasses McGee and Ms. Nitro-Sweet hanging out by the spearmint patch. These two are always arguing over which is better, all natural sweeteners, or low calorie alternatives. Both go well with mint.

I’m Molasses McGee and I believe firmly that my rich intense natural sugar flavor is the best for all your sweets and treats!

My name is Ms. Nitro-Sweet but you can call just me sugar. Why load up with calories when you can have all the yummy without the tummy?

Will they ever stop fighting? I’ve got a friend named Stevia. Maybe he can help them figure it out. Did I tell you that Molasses and Nitro are engaged to be married? You know they say opposites attract. What will their kids be like?

Show starts tonight!

Speaking of sweeties, today is my fifth anniversary of being married to my numba one BFF 4eva sweetheart. Happy anniversary my dear!